4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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