no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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