i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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