She said her name was "party"
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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