oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Randomize
