Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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