No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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