Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
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