I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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