i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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