Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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