areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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