The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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