Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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