So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
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