I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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