Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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