rhymes with "ouble enetration"
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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