yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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