I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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