just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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