If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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