I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
oh god was she eating orange peels again
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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