i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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