yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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