where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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