ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Randomize
