You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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