I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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