Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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