it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
This house was built for laser tag.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
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