yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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