Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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