How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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