windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
i think i scared a bird with my dick
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
The power of my boobs compel you
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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