No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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