lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
3pm strippers are depressing
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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