yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
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