Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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