a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
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