Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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