so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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