plz talk dirty to me
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
The adults are the big ones right?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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