drinking out of a sandbucket again
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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