If i come over, it means nothing
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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