I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
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