Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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