dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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