it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
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