I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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