i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
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