Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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